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Sorry, you were out and here’s the bill

Padlock with mail written on it

Sorry can be the hardest word – and it’s a damn sight harder when there’s a bill attached. I’m a bit peeved by a delivery company that only delivers while I’m at work, meaning I have to pay for to get it delivered when I’m in.

I’m not the only one who’s irked by ‘Sorry, you were out’ cards, but this one from a particular courier firm also came with a shocker of a bill.

I know it’s a business and all that, but £12 to get a parcel redelivered at a time when it suits me, not the firm? That’s taking the biscuit.

True, the company would redeliver free of charge… during the working day. Or I could collect it from one of its depots… in the next county.

Or it would leave my parcel in a safe place, but as it was one of those iPhone 5 things I’d feel a prize fool if I asked such a goodie to be left in the porch for the world (or least south-east London) to see. After all, the iPhone 5 generates queues of fanatics desperate to get their hands on one; it’d be a risk to the neighbourhood if we left one of those just lying about.

Poor old Royal Mail

I think what irks me most is that with some items you can’t get them delivered to the office, only the cardholder’s address, and that there’s often no choice of courier. This was exactly the case with my iPhone 5.

If there was a choice of which courier to use, or I was told I could pay a bit more for a weekend delivery when I placed my order, then I may have been a bit more forgiving.

Likewise, I’m a bit suspicious of these courier firms cherry picking all the best bits of delivery and leaving the rotten roles (such as Saturday post, delivering to remote places) to Royal Mail. It seems to me that with all the profitable work being plucked from its posties’ hands, Royal Mail has to bump up prices to cover its costs (60p for a first-class stamp anyone?)

So next time courier chums, feel free to apologise profusely on your cards – but don’t ask me to pay if I want to get more than words delivered by you.

Comments
Guest

Delivery hassle is the main thing that puts me off internet shopping. If I’ve got to get in the car and drive miles to the depot on a Saturday morning I might as well have spent that Saturday morning buying the thing from a shop in the first place. Oh and don’t get me started on Yodel.

Even the saintly John Lewis has much room for improvement. Their two slots – 7am till 2pm and 2pm till 10pm are completely hopeless unless you are lucky enough to be able to work from home occasionally.

Guest

I’m lucky I can get a lot delivered to my place of work, otherwise I wouldn’t do any internet shopping.

Guest

The two things about distance-buying deliveries are [a] the suplier is not obliged to tell the customer which courier/delivery company it is using [it would be nice to have a contact number or tracking facility as the better ones do], and [b] the courier/delivery driver not giving the nam,e of the consignor on their calling card. At present I am expecting five consignments. Two are trackable and the rest will come as and when over a four day spread. Suppliers do it this way because they can get cheaper delivery costs but at the expense of customer service. I suppose if I was going to get “one of those iPhone 5 things” it would not be an urgent purchase and I would wait until I was near a retailer, but I recognise that the best prices are probably only available on-line with a purchase from a distance-seller. I expect “You pays yer money and you takes yer choice” is the prevailing philosophy.

Guest

I meant to say “The two things that irk me most about . . .” at the beginning.

Guest

I ordered a child’s scooter on-line for a birthday. Promised next working day delivery via FedEx but there was a delay of a day (the supplier emailed me) and I had to be away from home when it was delivered. Got home – card from FedEx saying they’d left the parcel in our greenhouse in the back garden. Safe and dry. Top marks.

Guest
Doug Fennell says:
3 November 2012

With the growth of internet shopping this should have been a no-brainer for the Post Office to clean up. But their Parcel Post rates are extortionate compared to other courier firms. PO up to 4kls = £8.80 – MyHermes up to 5kls = 5.99 & PO up to 10kls = £18.80 – MyHermes = £7.14. Po takes 3 days and MyHermes 4 but they collect from your house and will leave parcels in a safe place. I gave up on the PO during their last strike and never went back.

Guest

Doug – agreed it is a shame the Post Office does not compete. One reason may be that it has to provide a universal service (delivers everywhere at consistent rates) as a public service, whilst other organisations can cherry pick the more attractive business. Your last sentence may also be telling – strike being the symptom of a disease. Resistance to change, and inability to sell change, has produced a lack of investment and a lack of support for more efficient working. The industry is strangled, jobs are lost, and we shoot ourselves in the foot. Perhaps if all employees had a shareholding in their company it might colour their attitude towards supporting its progress? And if incompetent politicians stopped interfering?

Guest
Delivery Service? says:
10 November 2012

A survey of the delivery service offered by the major suppliers of white goods would be good,
Tesco – offer a 7am-7pm -stay in all day -non service
Boots – offer the same with a four hour slot given on the day
Others will give a 90 minute slot -that sounds about right .
Perhaps Hilary Devey should show them how its done.

Tesco gave up when i wanted the item delivered to a different address!
System could’t cope !