Bought a banger? You’re not alone – and we can help

I always regretted that my Aston Martin DB3 was so expensive to Insure that I sold it – and was nowhere as sporty as my friend’s Orange Lamborghini Myura(sp?) S now that was really a car!! – Otherwise my Mazda 323 was a rust bucket. All the rest of my cars were good value for money.

There are those who motor on a shoestring and enjoy the challenge. On the plus side, there are the unpopular models; the high mileage rep cars; the one owner from new ancients and those Volvos, built like tanks, that go for a song at auction or in the paper. If chosen wisely, they give (almost) depreciation free motoring for a couple of years before it’s time to move on and splash a grand on something else. If something breaks, that doesn’t compromise the car’s safety, it isn’t fixed -duck tape is a good sun roof sealant.
The down sides are many too. Most are quite thirsty. A smoky diesel is antisocial; crash resistance is much poorer; upholstery is likely to be worn and, of course, one can probably forget things like working air con, good audio and unblemished paintwork.

I would suggest that the banger risks are too great for family use, (principally safety, break downs,) but some of my relatives have driven ancient Polos, Micras, Citroens and said Volvos for years. Hearing one of those start in the morning is an entertainment in itself. I too have fond memories of my Morris Minor, bought for £5 from a farm that had kept chickens in it….but that was many moons ago.

My biggest regret is not listed! (Or to be more correct, it’s biggest regret re a car my husband bought). That is, finding just what an uncomfortable ride our VW Tiguan was with its very “firm” (euphemism for shakin’ all over) suspension. We DID take it on test drive, and I did try both back and front seats, and commented that I thought it was very bumpy, but himself wanted the car, so that was it! As he usually keeps his cars for a good 100,000 miles we’re stuck with it. I refuse to use it for long journeys and take mne for preference, whcih anyway has better fuel consumption.

I bought the top model in the range of 2012 Honda Jazz, because I had owned the previous model for 5 years and was happy with that. But the new model adds several thousand pounds cost of useless kit. In particular, the sat-nav map screen has to be adjusted for brilliance – get it right for sunlight , and it does not automatically dim at night – then it is blindingly bright. To adjust it, is all touch screen stuff, but when finished, and suitable for night time – come the next day and it is too dark to see, but too dark to find the places to touch to bring it up bright again – you have to wait until it is night again to to be able to adjust it.
The telephone preparation system does not enable hands free operation – the salesman pointed out the microphone and the loud speaker, but you have to hold your phone in your hand to make a phone call ! And although it will recognise your phone and supposedly store your phone book, you have to transfer the entries one by one which takes forever.
Add to that, that when you shut the tailgate , you must be careful where you push otherwise you can dent the bodywork with your hand pressure .
The fuel consumption too, turns out to be a mere 2mpg better than the now 6 years old model, which is not good compared with the improvements made in so many other new cars on the market: all this in a small car costing over £19000……I wish I had kept the old Jazz or bought something different, anything different !