What makes the perfect burger?

Have you seen the evidence on bought burgers that dont rot Alfa ? The flour quality in some of those buns is very low, Sainsbury,s changed their baguettes to this low quality crumbly flour and it tastes like cardboard and physically gives me headaches and a sore stomach.

Burger buns are quite disgusting. They now seem to have developed cheap brioche buns to make them sound more up-market.

Info on a burger bun from Macdonalds https://www.thankyourbody.com/mcdonalds-hamburger/ USA website.

You mean this lot Duncan:
Ingredients: Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, yeast, soybean oil and/or canola oil, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, wheat gluten, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, ammonium chloride, dough conditioners (may contain one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, datem, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar gum, calcium peroxide), sorbic acid, calcium propionate and/or sodium propionate (preservatives), soy lecithin.

And large white baps from a supermarket:
Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Water, Palm Oil, Dextrose, Yeast, Salt, Emulsifiers (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids, Mono- and Di-Acetyltartaric Esters of Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids), Spirit Vinegar, Fermented Wheat Flour, Soya Flour, Rapeseed Oil, Flour Treatment Agents (Ascorbic Acid, L-Cysteine Hydrochloride), Wheat Starch

If you read on it describes the chemicals Alfa. Whereas home made bun -flour (natural ) -salt-water.

I think that the information on that website Duncan mentions might just be a little biased. 🙂 Yes, white bread is fairly dire and maybe that’s why burgers are often referred to as junk food. I don’t eat burgers but if I did I would want ones in wholemeal bread.

The ingredients of a McDonalds hamburger can be found on this page: https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/product/hamburger.html

It’s a USA bun:
http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/nutrition1/ingredientslist.pdf

They might have changed the recipe slightly, but most of the ingredients/chemicals/muck are still present.

The Pasteurized Process American Cheese in the Trumpburger does not sound very inviting, Alfa.

Azodicabonamide ditched by Macdonalds ? (NOT ) -in big macs -subway-dunkin donuts-starbucks -no comment-burger king-chick-fil-A, wendy,s-arby,s-jack in the box. Asthma inducer+epidemiological studies- respiratory problems -baked the chemical produces carcinogen urethane . Courtesy of NBC news.

LOL!!!
There is even an ingredient added to separate the ‘cheese’ slices. How can you get a natural beef flavour from wheat and milk derivatives?

French Fries:
Potatoes, vegetable oil (canola oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, natural beef flavor [wheat and milk derivatives]*, citric acid [preservative]), dextrose, sodium acid pyrophosphate (maintain color), salt. Prepared in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ (tertiary butylhydroquinone or E319) and citric acid added to preserve freshness). Dimethylpolysiloxane added as an antifoaming agent.

As this convo was supposed to be about what makes the perfect burger, and not put you off them for life (although not a bad thing for some burger joints), I would say avoid the above ingredients……….

The buns are steamed but toasted in most restaurants, saves seconds on the coking time

And mince your own beef because what constitutes meat might be a surprise.

Cancelled 🙂

I suspect the problem to which Patrick is referring in part is that the demand for beef means more cattle generally, and cattle produce a great deal of methane, as do their droppings and, as cattle in the UK are generally overwintered in barns, once spring arrives so do truck loads of manure, which is then spread on grassland and produces even vaster amounts of methane as sunlight reacts with it.

Methane’s a a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2, so the global temperatures rise even faster, the effects of which could well be to disrupt the global conveyor, which means even hotter temps, greater spread of tropical diseases, more fires, drought, famines, extreme weather events, floods, volcanoes, asteroid strikes, solar storms, gravity wells, Einstein–Rosen bridgework, Tsunami, perturbations, KIC 8462852 variations and headaches. And all because people fancy a bit of beef.

And milk, cheese, butter, leather, wool,……….. Here’s another view https://www.greenleft.org.au/content/ruminants-and-methane-not-fault-animals

You get wool from cattle?

More seriously, I think that was the same view, but expanding on the issues somewhat. And it does over simplify some things. But yes – once again we return to over-use of modern fertilisers and weedkillers. It’s hard to know which does the greatest harm, but I suppose it also suggests that vegetarianism might have even greater benefits than we thought.

I’d find it hard to live without milk, and I don’t really want to see all our arable land [which largely produces cattle feed] turned over to vegetables. I have also yet to find a good substitute for leather in shoes, belts and other accessories. I also quite like leather upholstery. To offset my leather likings I don’t eat burgers.

I don’t know what will happen, Duncan, but we do follow the US in many ways.

Now perhaps we should all get back to discussing burgers.

The average life expectancy (2015) in the US was 78.74 and in the UK 81.6, so I’m on your side here, duncan. And they do have burger eating contests, don’t they? McDonalds are advertising American burgers at present (adverts I’ve not been able to escape) that look far too big for comfort.

I hope Which? are actively lobbying government on the food standards front. The least we could have is country of origin prominently marked so we know what to avoid.

I would be interested to know how the USA can “force” the UK to enter a disadvantageous trading relationship. The country that exits the EU isn’t going to roll over and throw its lot in with America as a consolation prize. And anyway, it’s not our Prime Minister’s decision – it would have to be approved by Parliament.

John have you seen the “we will sanction you ” comments from Donald now in regard to the Iran nuclear deal many EU countries businesses have capitulated already ask BG and BP and some others in the UK . We dont have so much to lose as Germany /France with big ventures there , I have the full list of individual countries if you want it , already a French bank has withdrawn thats why Iran has only given them a week after waiting a month for assurances , it wasn’t them that broke an inked International agreement. You do know the pressure being applied , dont you John ? Time will tell who is right as regards just how much “opposition ” TM will put up, it will be presented to the British Public as a “win win” situation but after a while the British public will find they were lied to as its them that will suffer not the City. Already Donald has stated that the EU AND the UK will bend to his will—or else – just like a certain mustached ruler in Germany.

Yes I am aware of all that and don’t need a list, thank you. The USA’s agenda over Iran’s nuclear weapons and capabilities has nothing to do with international trade between allies. There is nothing available in America that we need that can’t be obtained elsewhere and there is nothing we sell to America that we can’t sell somewhere else. I accept that we have a trade surplus with the USA and the President wants to reverse that, or at least balance it, but any attempt to use such leverage to force the UK into an adverse position would be seen by other countries as totally unacceptable and would have worldwide repercussions on America. I think we could tolerate the loss of Hollywood movies far longer than the Americans could tolerate the absence of Scotch whisky. But this is all speculation because no one knows what is going to happen so trying to worry people over what might happen is pointless. I am not saying Trump’s bluffing, but he hasn’t delivered on any of his shoot-from-the-hip pledges yet and if he thinks he can bully his way around the world pushing other countries into submission he might find the combined opposition invincible and much more than he bargained for. I should be surprised if alienating the rest of the G8 countries was a smart move.

This Conversation is supposed to be about beef burgers but it has been dragged off topic yet again. How about telling us what you think makes a good beef burger?

I wonder who will be running America when serious negotiations begin – and conclude. However, are there any good recipes for burgers? They don’t have to be beef do they? Venison, kangaroo, fly (I watched a documentary on an African region where the lake disgorged vast quantities of small black flies at a certain time of year. These were caught on wet pans, formed into “patties” and fried. Full of protein.)

Beef is cheap but venison is a little deer.

I have sometimes wondered about this at our major hospital but came to the conclusion that selling no unhealthy products would probably be commercially unviable. The WRVS presumably did not have to pay minimum wages or have hefty overheads; nowadays the NHS has to make every square foot pay its way. At least its car parking charges are an incentive to using public transport or going by bike [not good for hernia or vasectomy cases though].