The tastes of Christmas past and present: what are yours?

Duncan – calm down dear (and, isn’t this topic supposed to be about favorite Christmas Foods?).

PS – best wishes for a Happy Winter Solstice 😉

Jesus is what Christ-mas is ALL about, without that all you have left my sad friend is shops and their overpriced tat!

Freddie – Christ no longer exists as far as the “Winter Solstice ” is concerned
banned by the media -banned by many vocal social groups -non-pc its Big Sales Time for all companies and commercial enterprises
show me all the religious adverts on TV ? its just spend-spend-spend that realism -2018 I am just being realistic and yes –all you do have is shops and Amazon .

In any case he was born at the end of summer not winter and modern Christmas not Xmas started in Germany made popular by Queen Victoria as her husband was German and she was of Hanoverian extraction.
One of the George,s could hardly speak English.

A “Merry ” buying time to you .

Ho, Ho, Ho…

Freddie – I still have my winter solstice celebrations. Human fads and religions will come and go, but the rotation of mother earth about our sun is rather more consistent and dependable.

That said, I did do “church parade” last Saturday, as part of the Armistice commemorations. A Christian padre, not long back from Afghanistan, lead us in a moving service and act of commemoration. Eagle eyed internet watchers may even have seen this broadcast live via the ‘net.

But back to modern secular Christmas food: Bring on the chocolate!

Brilliant, Ian. I’m working out if we can somehow perform this for you… wonder how we logistically stick @patrick on top of a Christmas tree 🤔 🎄 🎅🏻

My tipple would probably be Baileys based… a mince pie will always tell me it’s Christmas time! 😊

I was referring back to your well-known tradition of a Bloody Mary 🍷 🥃 🍸 🍹

I imagine you’d feel sore but we could always pad it a bit 🙂

☃️ ⛄️

If you all want to rehearse, here’s the orginal

Of course! Yes, it’s not Christmas Day in the Deitz household without a Bloody Mary!

Up there with the best of them Ian, much enjoyed.

😲😥😢😪😭😭😭😭 I wasn’t invited to the party, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That’s ‘cos you didn’t bring your harp.

Alfa: profuse apologies; you were in the orginal draft but here’s an emended v3 for you:

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
With Duncan, Malcolm, John and Me,
And there’s Wavechange and Beryl
(And Vynor’s quite feral),
With Alfa, dancing with such glee.

And can the mods kindly delete the Carneades entry above, which happened when the system forgot I was logged…

All sorted for you, Ian. We rolled out some updates so there may be a little glitch in our system – I’ll run this past Paul (our developer).

I didn’t realise we were expected to be taking notes.

🙂💃🏻🙃💃🏻🙂💃🏻🙃💃🏻🙂💃🏻🙃💃🏻🙂💃🏻🙃💃🏻😇

The emoji alternating with the dancing girls shows up as a rectangle on my browser, Alfa. Switching browser produces boxes with code numbers.

They don’t seem to work in Internet Explorer 11. They are ok in Firefox but look exceptional in Opera as they appear quite large so you can see what they are.

That’s strange. They are now showing up in both my browsers.

Alfa-iE is being phased out in Windows 10 and EDGE is “edging in ” .Its still there to work with older apps but it is not being maintained to the same degree .

So many questions and probably no answers. Was the music on the web or did you scan it from somewhere? How? I don’t recognise the format as being Sibelius or Capella, which I use, so is it a “picture”? How did you get the words in? (Interestingly these show up with red lines under the non-standard words. Mine do too when typing, but these disappear when the text is published, so yours are still being spell-checked on site.) How did you circumnavigate the formatting process? Can I do it with any of my own music or does it have to be a commercial copy? If this is taken from a sheet music copy, where are the words you replaced and how were they altered? Did you have to adjust a word to the note it related to or did your computer do this for you? If so, what did you use?
Oh, and congratulations, by the way, brilliantly done!

Wow! Okay: I’ve done several arrangements of the song for close harmony groups (6 male voices – 2 x altos, 1 x tenor, 2 x baritones 1 x bass) and some for full choirs and orchestra but this was an arrangement on the web.

I edited the different strands together and made it into a png image, then uploaded it to the same site on which I host the User Guide.

Getting the words in is the easy bit: Macs come with Pages – a free and extremely versatile WP prog – which is what I used to insert the words.

Formatting is the tricky bit, as you noticed, so one answer is to use Sibelius to print blank staves onto which you can then ‘graft’ nomenclature. The other option is to take an image of a free-to-copy version, cover the words with ’empty’ boxes and insert your own text over it.

And no – I adjusted the words myself. I’m used to reading, since my early training involved reading a lot of Liszt, Chopin, Debussy, Beethoven and Mozart piano stuff, so it’s pretty much second nature, now. And thanks. Much appreciated.

Thanks for that Ian. Much as I expected and something for the future when the site develops further. I’m thinking of writing something for the Which choir, but doubt whether this will see the light of day this year. I have three verses and chorus penned ready.

Some time ago I wrote a short anthology of “White Christmases”. They would be inappropriate here so I’ve spread them out in the Rhyming Room, for anyone who wants to read them. They were written after our choir had sung it to death at numerous concerts.

Sage & onion stuffing would be the meal-breaker for me.

Funny, Christmas is the only time we think of eating it.

I always assume the sprouts have some purpose other than nutrition and flavour. Many people don’t like them but put up with them with their Christmas dinner for fear of offending the cook. It all depends on how they are cooked – they should be soft and fluffy in my opinion. We eat and enjoy them throughout their season so have no trouble eating them as part of a Christmas meal. Our first formal Christmas Dinner will be on 1 December and then another one on the 4th. I expect we shall be fed up with roast turkey and all the trimmings by the time the Big Day arrives and will have cold roast pork, hot baby potatoes, and an egg salad with chutneys and pickles, and with ice cream and jelly to follow. If the weather is like today we could have it in the garden.

Sprout flavour depends on the variety – many no longer have that bitter sulphurous taste of yesteryear. We part steam them, then finish them in a frying pan with a little butter, chestnut pieces and chopped bacon. Leave them slightly crunchy.

I think if your sprouts are soft and fluffy, John, they may have gone off…

I like vegetables with texture, including sprouts. Old people often refer to them as ‘not properly cooked’.

Yes but sprouts al dente are not enjoyable.

The condition of the molars comes into this as well of course.

Each to their own, John. My mother never cooked vegetables into submission and I don’t, unless the phone rings at an inopportune time. I don’t have a very good sense of taste these days and texture of food has become increasingly important to me.

A lot depends on how you cook them. If you boil them for a couple of minutes in salted water to which a dessert spoon of sugar has been added, then empty them out, wash under cold water to arrest the cooking, then fry them gently for ten minutes in a pan with butter, honey and sesame seed oil the results are pretty enjoyable. They don’t taste very much like sprouts, of course, but they’re rather nice to nibble. They’re also a tad al dente, I’m afraid, John.

People who grow their own Brussels sprouts, Malcolm, can choose their own variety for taste and flavour. We used to grow a few sprouts but no longer have the space for a proper vegetable garden. Unfortunately, the information provided in supermarkets on the picked sprouts supplied in bags or nets [sometimes loose and occasionally on stalks] does not give much information about the variety or its chracteristics so the nett result nowadays is a somewhat bland vegetable that is mass-produced for the Christmas market and barely available before or after. Cabbage seems to have become even more unwanted. Shame. I quite like greens, and I know there are alternatives, but just a little of the old time staples cooked properly can be rather enjoyable.

EACH to their OWN every time Many old sayings that many have forgotten are still true today

I was limited to the number of folk I could effectively insert without ruining the song, Malcolm. Oddly, Alfa was in at the outset, but somehow disappeared in the process.

There’s no room for turkey at my Christmas table – I can’t stand it. Rare roast beef, however, will certainly be centre stage – usually, a five rib for my family. And Boxing Day brings out the honey roast ham joint, which we dress on Christmas Eve, alongside a plate of fried eggs and bubble and squeak – yum!

Malcolm, that sounds like a great plan – we have a Which? choir so maybe they’ll join you!

@ldeitz, Good. I’m all for it. Anyone else? Lauren, can we leave it to you to make the arrangements and send out the invites?

There’s a W? Choir, Lauren? Care to elaborate?

There is, but I’m not a member – you don’t want to hear my signing attempts… I’ll happily act, but just don’t get me to sing. It’s a lunchtime activity and a popular one too 🙂

I’d be happy to come and see you if you’re visiting Marylebone Road, maybe I can mix the Bloody Marys though rather than sing?!

I’d be very interested to hear them – and you. Choirs are good for us.

What’s your range, Patrick?

Good for you I hate the thing will not eat it at all but that’s just me You continue to love it You can have my share anytime

Thank you for your generous offer, Bishbut. You are welcome to help yourself to turkey, roast potatoes or whatever takes your fancy.

I might give that a go, Alex, but with whisky rather than whiskey. It would not be right for a Scot to use Irish whiskey.

Have you pre-booked your stay in a cardio ward, then, Alex? 🙂

I will give the Xmas pud a miss, but I might have some salted caramel ice cream.

If you have ever read reviews for salted caramel ice cream, many moan because they can taste the salt. Doh… 😱

Christmas pud is high in fats, high in saturates and high in sugar but it is OK because it’s low in salt. 🙂 Of course salted caramel might change that. 🙁

Don’t like Christmas pud; even at its best, when it’s not a cheap dried out fruit cake, it is far too sweet. Give me Yorkshire Pudding and Jam any day – or real Bakewell Pudding.

There are plenty of opportunities to give food treats at Christmas – stuff that you may not normally buy (perhaps), like Pedro Ximénez sherry, Pistachio nuts, Hotel Chocolat, Chestnuts in syrup……… But I dread the concoctions that then stay in the cupboard for years before they are discarded. Christmas coffee and tea, spiced wine, marmalade with whisky (or whiskey), mustard with honey, champagne and snails eggs (I made that up)….Good basic food spoiled and desperation purchases. They won’t find a place in our Christmas stockings…….

Has anyone else been given such concoctions, or perhaps some have a taste for the unusual (I’ll send you some 🙂 )

I am not a lover of Christmas pudding but will eat it once a year when the occasion demands. On that basis its unhealthy constitution is unlikely to cause lasting damage.

I have never understood why people buy the huge tubs of chocolates and other sweets. Do they sit on the sofa in front of Her Majesty gorging on them by the handful? The tubs are now such silly shapes they’re not even useful for mixing up some plaster [its potential for re-use being my first consideration when purchasing anything in a container].

I have little time for the sort of Christmas pud that’s served up in restaurants. The supermarket offerings vary and I find that many of them are too rich. I found a tin of Christmas coffee at the back of a cupboard in September and it was still in good condition.

You think you made it up malcolm?:

They look nice, Alfa. Presumably laid by the wife of Brian in the Magic Roundabout. How do they taste? Slightly tart on the tongue, perhaps, with a hint of cinnamon in the finish?

When first seeing Monty Python’s Life of Brian in the cinema I was half expecting the usherette to come round with the Ocelots’ Nipples but no such luck on that occasion.

I know what you mean about odd-shaped boxes, John. Christmas is a good time to collect useful storage containers. I acquired a Quality Street tub last year and it’s octagonal. 🙁

I’m sure that those sitting scoffing the sweets will not think about using the container to mix plaster, but they might be getting plastered over Christmas.

You won’t catch me eating snail eggs. Yuk.

Cinnamon on the other hand………..

Skipping Xmas and moving on to Easter……..

Toasted hot cross buns with lashings of butter, a generous sprinkle of cinnamon, and topped with thick honey. Yum, Yum.

@awhittle, Alex, Yorkshires are really only thick pancakes, which i also love with fresh lemon juice and sugar. Worth trying YP if you have any left over from the roast. I have not yet grown to like salted caramel, chocolate or ice cream. Nor have I learnt to like whisky. I’m usually given a box of Turkish Delight at Christmas and try as I might, although I have a sweet tooth, it is far too sweet. But I do like Baclava, perhaps because they are honey-based.

For those of us who don’t have an account with the Telegraph, here is the same story: http://www.itv.com/news/2018-05-15/yorkshire-pudding-or-dutch-baby/

I’ve never heard of Dutch babies.

You’ve a good memory Alex 🙂 Thanks wavechange; I managed to read the grey text. We should give Yorkshire Pudding regional status under EU law, like Cheddar and Champagne. However, the American recipe with sugar, butter and nutmeg is not Yorkshire. I’ll have to show it to mrs r and see if she will make some.

I need to find the secret recipe for Bakewell pudding. A delicious soft almondy paste and jam in a flaky pastry case. I’ve had it in Bakewell and you can buy it mail order. Never seen it in the shops though (except in Bakewell).

I’m not quite sure of the difference between Bakewell tart and Bakewell pudding, thought the latter is the original. I once made a Bakewell tart and left it cooling. I went back into the kitchen from the garden and the neighbour’s cat shot out at very high speed, having been eating my culinary creation. Every time I see a Bakewell tart I think of the incident.

Cheddar, champagne, Yorkshire pudding do deserve regional status. I think Duncan said that the Americans were planning to use the name Scotch Whisky. 🙁 Lochmuir salmon should only be sold if it comes from Lochmuir.

A Bakewell Pudding has a soft filling made, I think, with eggs and ground almonds on a raspberry jam base in a flaky pastry case.

A bakewell tart has a frangipan sponge topped with almonds, on jam in, in my experience, an ordinary pastry case. Sometimes iced with a bit of cherry.

The pudding has a totally different texture and taste.

I wish I had one……….

I’ve never tried making a Bakewell pudding. I might have a go in autumn or winter.

Perhaps Which? could do a report on Bakewell tarts and puddings, bought and from recipes. I’m happy to take part in the taste tests! Sometimes memory is better than reality and I might be disappointed in an “original” pudding. We did have one in the Haddon Hall restaurant many years ago and it did not let us down.

While it’s true that the season is fairly commercial, it’s not true that it ‘used to be a religious occasion’. The actual season predates Christianity and is called Saturnalia although it could be argued that since it was conceived to worship Saturn so as to ensure a decent harvest the year following it did have some mildly religious connotations.

The interesting aspect of Saturnalia is that not only did it involve feasting, fun and frolics, towards the end of the period the masters waited on their servants and slaves, thus anticipating Boxing Day in some ways.

Going back further is difficult, since the creation of Saturnalia was forged in the idea that there was no certainty that spring would return following winter and it’s likely that ancient humans, inherently superstitious with regard to natural events they didn’t understand, almost certainly celebrated the ending of the shortest days of the year and did so indoors – or in-cave, as it might well have been then.

We’ve continued the idea, and early missionaries harnessed the existing celebrations to make them ‘religious’, and simply switch superstitions, as it were. I agree it’s now simply a time for over-indulgence, but the financial and commercial worlds are built around the idea of maximising income at that time.

Happy Saturnalia.

Thanks Ian – and Happy Winter Solstice to you all 🙂

My history teacher at school never told use about history so far back He was not living then I presume or could not remember so far back Thanks for the info..

Some aspects dervive from the German Royals but not as much as you might imagine. From Britannica: “The use of evergreen trees, wreaths, and garlands to symbolize eternal life was a custom of the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Hebrews. Tree worship was common among the pagan Europeans and survived their conversion to Christianity in the Scandinavian customs of decorating the house and barn with evergreens at the New Year to scare away the devil and of setting up a tree for the birds during Christmas time.” The German import was comparatively late in the day, in fact.

With regard to Saturn being a nasty God, however, I suspect you’re thinking about Lua, one of Saturn’s consorts in Mythology, who represented “destruction, dissolution, loosening, and was a goddess who received the bloodied weapons of enemies destroyed in war”. Saturn was regarded generally as a god of generation, dissolution, plenty, wealth, agriculture, periodic renewal and liberation which are, in the main, reasonably positive characteristics.

He did have the odd foible, of course, as he regularly devoured his own children (a minor pecadillo, explained by the fact that time devours the courses of the seasons, and gorges itself “insatiably” on the years that are past”) but everyone’s entitled to a hobby, I suppose.

Truly fascinating Roman and Greek mythology.

I was looking at it from a Astrological point of view where 1000,s of years of checking planetary positions in relation to human Fate showed it was the exact opposite of the mythological terms . A bringer of death +destruction including the Great Fire of London which was later portrayed a “good thing ” in killing off many diseases .Remember Ian astrology came before astronomy , they only separated in recent history. Queen Victoria influenced by her husband popularised Christmas as it now is in this country especially Christmas cards and Winter scenes , the German,s have plenty of wood-cuts and pictures of such scenes . By the way ancient Babylonians and Persians pre-dated Greece in study of the planets long before this country was civilised .There are stone tablets showing such in many museums .

It would be interesting to test astrology by listing in detail future events that are specific to everyone, not just to individuals.

Ir’s been done. Berkley University has this: “In the few cases where astrology has been used to generate testable expectations and the results were examined in a careful study, the evidence did not support the validity of astrological ideas. This experience is common in science — scientists often test ideas that turn out to be wrong. However, one of the hallmarks of science is that ideas are modified when warranted by the evidence. Astrology has not changed its ideas in response to contradictory evidence.

Many astrological predictions appear in newspapers — not in places where they will be scrutinized by the scientific community. Sharing one’s findings and critically evaluating the results of others are not integral parts of practicing astrology. An astrologer can go his or her entire career and not present findings at a scientific meeting or publish a single article. When astrologers do publish, these articles are not usually peer-reviewed or published in places where they will be critically scrutinized by the scientific community.

Scientific studies involving astrology have stopped after attempting and failing to establish the validity of astrological ideas. So far, there are no documented cases of astrology contributing to a new scientific discovery.

Scientists don’t wait for others to do the research to support or contradict the ideas they propose. Instead, they strive to test their ideas, try to come up with counterarguments and alternative hypotheses, and ultimately, give up ideas when warranted by the evidence. Astrologers, on the other hand, do not seem to rigorously examine the astrological ideas they accept. As reflected by the minimal level of research in the field, they rarely try to test their arguments in fair ways. In addition, the astrological community largely ignores evidence that contradicts its ideas.”

Lots of references .

duncan believes in Astrology so I was really questioning what evidence he has to support it, or is it just a belief?

Youb are talking about World Astrology which is different from individual astrology malcolm . For example England “comes under ” Aries a Cardinal fire sign , it signifies action/war;like , brave, forceful and yes arrogant . Having said that Aries can be reserved , aloof etc but light the touchpaper under them and they rise up. Germany by the way is also under Aries so there is a natural clash of who should get their towels on first on the beach chairs and much rivalry. That is the general trend for countries but is varied by individual personalities . In England sport personalities are held in high regard in other words people of action . Each country has its own gweneral personality. World events are related to individual countries and their response to outside changes .

What Ian has posted is the “Establishment ” view , by that I don’t mean the “upper classes ” as the Royal Family and very many of those high up in government + the City actually employ them to help predict business trends etc. Also health problems and most other personal matters but it is not wise to predict anyone’s life expectancy. The actual setting up of a chart is totally scientific ian is quibbling over the predictions . I said astrology and astronomy only parted a few 100 years ago both systems use the same methods of planetary positioning the astrological one being withing the “zodiac belt ” of our nearest planets. This isn’t some light study it takes years to be able to make judgements as multiple aspects of positioning have to be taken into account. I have no problem of Ian,s denial of it having any influence we are all different and it needs a stable set of values that Ian holds to make people feel more secure , although bankers are not now viewed in that light . Nobody can force anybody to change their beliefs You need steady reliable people like many Tauruses to keep people calm . But I can get very personal information from anyone’s REAL date of birth . US businesses and even the CIA/FBI take those things into consideration when employing anybody but now they have your whole history on tap from your health etc and all your actions recorded so make plenty of computerised judgements , which, funnily enough are worse than the astrological ones . anybody brave enough to put me to the test with a REAL date of birth of themselves or a near relative , giving me a fraudulent one has been tried before , it just wastes my time. Just a date of birth with no other details means I make a judgement on the planetary positions s on that day , it isn’t a full horoscope . Newspaper horoscope are only Sun Sign prediction , no more than that and are too general for serious consideration. If you dislike somebody I could maybe give you some info on why you do but it would only be on the basis of that persons general actions not in relation to you as that would need comparison charts. There is a massive amount of additional data but its good to work out in advance whether there will be a clash of personalities in relationships . It can also tell how mentally stable you are or are repressed and have hidden feelings . WE are only here for a short time so astrology isn’t meant to direct you only advise if you are a good person it doesn’t really matter so much as you are wise enough to be good but watch out for those who try to use that against you as people get jealous . Its your Spirit that counts not your body as only your body is influenced by the planets .

I think Ian is absolutely right about astrology. If it is a science why are there no university degree courses in it? Indeed, academia ignores it altogether. To me it seems to be a combination of supposition and coincidence so heavily hedged with qualifications as to be meaningless. I have many close friends and relatives, however, who place their faith in it and get much satisfaction from seeing a forecast eventuate.

I will take up the Duncan Lucas challenge and let him divine my destiny from just my birth date and time – 04:01:1947 @ 01:00 [approximately]. I have been told that my principal characteristic deriving from the sign of Capricorn [I’m bang in the middle] is that of being capricious. I await the word of the wise man.

Can the “wise man “-aka Duncan Lucas ( not to be confused with the other people in the UK with the same name ), ask if you were born in London or the immediate area as I need that for latitude and longitude to draw it up accurately . London comes under Gemini even Dickens knew that . Look at a picture of twins above the flames of London burning in the Great Fire. How much do you want to know I don’t want to post anything you don’t want me too I have actually got rules+ regulations to heed -ie- standards .

OK Duncan – I’ll give you a free hand. My birthplace was Thetford in Norfolk and the coordinates are 52.41 degrees North / 0.74 degrees East. So long as you stick to the rules, Duncan, I will accept the consequences and I look forward to the results.

As I a HHGTTG fan, I think a note of caution is required here.

After all, where would we be, if we upset the powers that be and precipitated a national astrologers strike? 😉

You can relax Derek the top military man who gets the message from Donald to nuke NK has just said he wont do it on International news in a televised Canadian show . HHTGTTG -???I don’t get out much. You should concentrate on real “nut cases ” the ones that just suspended a teacher in England for saying- well done girls !! -PC gone mad .

Somewhat surprised to see a top US military man openly questioning the chain of command.

On the second and utterly unrelated point, Duncan, you need to read about that case from objective sources, and not those with an axe to grind.